the RATIONAL fear of being slowly consumed by a mysterious man named Alan while the sound of him crunching on your bones makes for interesting ASMR
guy 1, drenched in cold sweat: i had a nightmare!
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T
by yes my name is harrison October 9, 2020
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Person 1: “Bro why do you never play music in the car with us?”
Person 2: “He’s got extreme Auxophobia”
Person 2: “He’s got extreme Auxophobia”
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Boomer: Wow, a new age cyber bully (pun intended). Looks like you millennials have this ageophobia thing down pat
Millennial: What would you know about anything? You're probably too old to remember you address.
Boomer: Way to go with ageophobia, you bigot.
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Boomer: Way to go with ageophobia, you bigot.
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