Alex Bowman

A simp

Alex Bowman is a simp

by HelenKellersDad May 22, 2020

Alex bonilla

A kid who has a dirty neck and big lips and who is very dirty / a kid who dates his cousin

Don't be a alex bonilla.

by mugre watcher April 21, 2019

Alex Brough

World famous Hantis player. known all around Kansas City MO for his good skills and his ranking on hantis.net 2nd in missouri!

Jeez I ball So hard like Alex Brough

by Logan glaze August 18, 2012

alex boomsma

Dickhead, also known as alex. Many people mix the two up. Dumb as fuck and thinks he's hot shit when really he fucks around and acts like a monkey, i mean is one.

person 1: "hey are alex boomsma and sadie still together?"
person 2: no he's a real dickhead

by hoebitch420 January 6, 2018

Alex Betancourt

The biggest hottest man you will ever meet. He fucks everyones girlfriends and gets some pregnant. He doesn't pay child support and he owns an abortion clinic. He owns a house in Upstate New York which for some strange reason everyone is obsessed with and are willing to suck his dick to go up there for a weekend.

Bro, Alex Betancourt just fucked my girlfriend and got her pregnant.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Alex Browning

A guy who steals other guys women

Yo Justin just pulled and Alex browning!!

by 🥺🥵🥺👨🏾‍🎨🥺🔕🥺😂😂👨🏾‍🎨😅 December 17, 2019

Alex Barker

Skater kids that tens everything and everyone. Wears Supreme exclusively and shops at Zumiez. Acts hard but is a simp at heart. Bestfriend is "AZ kids" and Riddenkin (stream "how are you?" on all streaming platforms). Has a busted ankle due to skating. Overall chill asf and a good friend.

ME; sorry i was sick
FRIEND; aw that's a ten
ME; okay Alex Barker

by karnac2121 March 2, 2020