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premature acceleration

When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.
Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
by Morgore December 18, 2008
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alcolapse

a temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgment brought on by drinking alcohol and becoming drunk.
"I don't remember cussing my ex out. Must have been an alcolapse."
by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 27, 2015
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Accelerationism

A political philosophy that maintains that a country's current government/society is broken beyond repair, and the only way to fix it is to force things to get even worse so as to completely collapse the system under its own weight and remake it.

Often related to "taking the black pill."
Joey believes in accelerationism because he hates the world he lives in so much that he figures utter chaos is better than what's currently ongoing.
by AOmundson September 22, 2020
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Accelerated Decrepitude

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
by YAWA February 24, 2019
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Accelerando mother fucker

Phrase used by music nerds who also have road rage.
That old lady was driving so slow I shouted, "accelerando mother fucker," in the hopes she would speed up.
by Buzzkill7 October 11, 2017
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Alcologic

The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded
Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots
by DiamondDouche July 12, 2023
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alculate

To practice alculation, which is the science of drinking the cheapest/strongest drink at all times.
Dave – Can I order a Stoli Melon-tini?
Neal – I’ll take two shots of house vodka mixed with a shot of your shittiest whiskey.
Bartender - Not only is that Neal guy so cool, but he also knows how to alculate like a pro.
by NM2K8 January 30, 2008
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