Zebular Albert South

Hang out outside of Japanese themed bars in the north east.
Often asks for weed
In desperate need of a banjo player

Hey I met Zebular Albert South the other day. He asked if I had any weed.

by JazzyJ89 May 4, 2019

Fat Albert sex

Nasty, sloppy sex involving a fat guy who is just too comfortable with himself.

She couldn't believe she had to resort to Fat Albert sex but the pickings were slim at last call.

by Syed Hashmi December 25, 2007

Alberto Sanchez

International rock singer/songwritter Alberto Sanchez is already breaking out as a piano playing teen at 14. The teenager, grandson of Robert Sanchez, signed his first contract as a solo artist in 2004 at a mere 13 with Epic International. His debut LP was produced by Adam Levine and saw help by Tim Mitchell (Mandy Moore, Shakira, Shalim, Martin Ricca), Shakira, Benji Madden and even The Matrix (Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Tyler Hilton).

International rock performer Alberto is a role model for everday teenagers.

by Lauren Cross July 20, 2008

The Albert Smoota Project

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.

He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.

by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006

Jaeshawn Albert Smith

Someone who has no common dance and when he has no other option because he is clearly wrong on one subject makes fun of people until they never talk to him again.

Dude, they are acting like Jaeshawn Albert Smith.

by BaconShark May 16, 2019

albert screaming

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hey everyone! Check out this video! It's ALBERT SCREAMING(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

by emerald rogue October 17, 2019

albert snatzel

A unicorn man!

Look its Albert Snatzel the unicorn man!

by Addythequeen January 10, 2018