A very smart and intelligent person. She has a very funny personality. And is very beautiful.
I saw a Alberta and I wanted to be friends with her so bad!
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Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.
Alberta suffered a fire in early to mid 2016. It displaced the author of the text you are reading.
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The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.
Alberta is the best place on earth. I wish I could live in Alberta
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The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.
Why the hell would you move to Alberta?!!!
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"Dude, saskatchewan is too amazing for me, time to move to alberta"
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her nickname is berta. you love her. she is a grouchy ugly potato. she loves AC/DC. hunting and she LOVES tacos! ;-; she has no feelings and hates people... -.- but you still love her. she has a dog. and you need to buy her a taco. that would be cool. and black is her happy colour .-.
alberta hates everyone. leave berta alone. you should give berta a taco. ;-;
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Alberta Canada - 1 of 13 provinces in canada , Alberta is bordered by British Columbia to the west, Saskatchewan to the east, the Northwest Territories to the north, & the U.S. state of Montana to the south. It is one of the only 2 landlocked provinces in Canada (Saskatchewan being the other). The eastern part of the province is occupied by the Great Plains, while the western part borders the Rocky Mountains ,
Alberta's capital is Edmonton, while Calgary is its largest city.

Popular food here is

Bloody Caesar a cocktail drink

doner kebabs

Ginger Beef. a mixture of Chinese, western, & Canadian local foods

Root vegetables soups

Bison meat

Sports

Edmonton Cubs are a baseball team

Edmonton Elks are a professional Canadian football team based in Edmonton, Alberta.

Edmonton Storm are 1 of 3 Alberta-based women's tackle football teams in the Western Women's Canadian Football League,

Calgary Roughnecks are a professional box lacrosse team based in Calgary, Alberta. They are members of the Western Division of the National Lacrosse League (NLL)

Calgary Rage are a women's football team in the Western Women's Canadian Football League.

Calgary Stampeders are a professional Canadian football team based in Calgary, Alberta. The Stampeders compete in the West Division of the Canadian Football League (CFL).

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Alberta canada , Before becoming part of Canada, Alberta was home to several First Nations like Plains Indians & Woodland Cree. It was also a territory used by fur traders of the rival companies Hudson's Bay Company & North West Company.

It's the 4th-largest province after Quebec, Ontario, & British Columbia.

Alberta was named after Princess Louise Caroline Alberta (1848–1939), the 4th daughter of Queen Victoria.

After Saskatchewan, Alberta experiences the most tornadoes in Canada with an average of 15 verified per year. Thunderstorms, some of them severe, are frequent in the summer, especially in central & southern Alberta. The region surrounding the Calgary–Edmonton Corridor is notable for having the highest frequency of hail in canada
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