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Alaskan Pipeline

Freezing a big poop log. Proceeding to Tittie sex a large boobed lady
I totally gave that chick with a dick an Alaskan Pipeline last night. It was tits.
by Prtarded March 14, 2015
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Alaskan Pipeline

When you shit in a sock, freeze it, and use it as a melee weapon.
Ex. "Billy, I will beat you with an Alaskan pipeline!"
by Skyrim@21 October 3, 2019
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Alaskan Pipeline

A condom filled with shit and then frozen to be used as a Dildo
Oh put that Alaskan pipeline inside of me baby
by WillGumRoastings Friend December 12, 2016
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Alaskan Pipeline

Freeze a turd and fuck a chick with it. WOW
your girlfriend leaves you and says ''fuck you you piece of shit'', and comes back for sex. You give that BITCH an ''alaskan pipeline'' and tell all your friends.
by J.BukenSteen October 22, 2009
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Alaskan Pipeline

When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom!
I used a Alaskan Pipeline to pleasure myself last night.
by Romeizzzle March 24, 2009
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alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
by aseay_99 August 3, 2004
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Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.
Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.
by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010
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