Alabaster

A code word for when something is not right or you may be in a form of danger, especially when under the influence of cannabis.

Buying drugs and being harassed by a fat, male, possibly retarded former prostitute wearing nothing but whitey tighties. "Yo Dude, Alabaster."

Smoking in friends basement 'le creek from upstairs' Alabaster dudes!

by The Time Child April 25, 2011

blacked alabaster

Generally red headed white girl - or very pale skinned white girl whose been with a black man and in the old cliche gone black and isn't going back

Jemma the red head from down the street was always hanging around with black guys. Her very pale white skin struck a real contrast against some of the real dark black guys " wow she's a real blacked alabaster "

by nworshipunlimited January 16, 2009

alabasterd

a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason ;an insult

"hey,hey, hey, you guess what... hey you..."

"STFU alabasterd"

"I love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh...blahblabaa"

"If you dont get ur alabasterd ass out my face ima flip."

by lookwhaticando April 10, 2013

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003

alabaster witch

An alabaster witch is a witch of stunning beauty, that s witch would use her spells in order to make men fall in love with her

That women is an alabaster witch

by Baelantiss January 31, 2018

The Alabaster Parakeet

this tiny impelament of a alabaster parakeet is though so fake we are not related to the develish of montougues (you have spelt it wrong)our traditonal dress is not to be rediculed it is of satisfactory ,the fez comes from our native land of morroco wher swigberrry (note the triple "r's" as a sign of morrocan heretige) smythe was born my uncle to so say.the founding was of course in 1912 at the beginning the fez tradittin nobel prize.

the wise words of alabaster"fla bledy bla morrocan moo bla bla do be do la la goldfish"

by richard gertrude muhammed popadopelus October 11, 2003

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010