half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

half assed

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality

This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job

by GDOGG November 1, 2003

Aisle Salmon

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?

by SkynSea April 27, 2009

Aisle creeper

Person who rudely ignores plane etiquite and pushes up the aisle past other passengers waiting in their row while plane is unloading. The correct etiquite is "unload the most forward row first, then the next most forward etc etc"

Person A, orginally from Row 12 "Excuse me"
Person patiently waiting in Row 7 "A pox on you aisle creeper"

by The Bunchucker April 3, 2011

full-assed

Adj. meaning all-out; with every effort; complete.

Why live life half-assed when you can live it full-assed?

by Shera Princess of Power August 17, 2003

assed up

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up

Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"

by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016

Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019