AirPods

$159 pieces of plastic shit that you wish you’d never bought in the first place.

I should’ve stuck to my wired earbuds instead of wasting my entire paycheck on AirPods.

by Hi5enberg August 13, 2019

Airpods

The overly expensive earbuds that have no purpose and are only used to pretend you're rich even though they're 40 USD on Ebay. Seriously guys get a life.

Person: Wow look! There goes Devyn with Airpods. He ain't fooling anybody.

by ThatKidWithAirpods December 10, 2019

Airpods Pro

Two pieces of shit that avoid you from looking broke.

Broke Airpods user: Hey see I got airpods.

Airpods Pro user: Sorry I got active noise cancellation. What did you say?

by AIRPODS PRO USER November 4, 2019

Airpods

A device used by rich people that are stuck up as hell.

Broke guy: Hey...
Guy with Airpods in: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. I don't speak broke.

by Fords4Ever February 19, 2019

Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

by Dubiks February 7, 2019

Chungas Airpods

They are huge and massive. Everyone can tell that they are fake. Most used my Max's.

Max has chungas airpods.

by SMSMSMS August 27, 2019

Airpods

Only rush people have them

poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me.

Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me

by Super64 January 12, 2019