United Airlines

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.

by Boeing777-300 April 11, 2017

ailyne

Ailyne is the cutest and most unique girl in the world. She is adorable, beautiful, funny, sweet, amazing, smart, talented, independent, down-to-earth, caring...You get the idea. Words will never be able to describe her. She is a one-of-a-kind and you'll only meet someone like her only once in your lifetime. She may be shy at first, but once you get to know her, she will be the best friend you ever had. With her lovely sense of humor and her random crazy moments, there will never be a dull moment with her. With her, you can talk about anything and she will always find a way to make you smile, whether she means to or not. Every time I look at her, I know she is worth all the time and trouble because she is just that special.

*She will call you a b*tch, but don't take it seriously

Ailyne is the perfect girl.

by Robertlovespizza June 17, 2018

Airline High School

The school in northwest Louisiana in which there is a lack of inclusiveness and well being of their students.

Guy: "Did you hear about Airline High School?"
Other Guy: "You mean the one where Cash Glaze said the N-Word over Snapchat?"
Guy: "Oh yeah, you mean on quote "F*ck those n******?"

by GetRektCashGlaze November 5, 2021

Ailin

Ailin is usually a short and lovable girl. She is always happy unless she is hungry or bored. She loves food but her friends more. She doesn’t exlude anyone and she makes her own first impressions about people. She often has a hard time telling people how she feels, so make sure to look after her, because you dont want to lose her. First she may seem innocent, shy and some people may think that she’s bitch, but really she’s the nicest and most goofy person you’ll ever meet. She always laughs alot and always have a pun or two up her sleeve. If she hasnt laughed in a couple of hours, you already know that something is wrong.
She is very athlethic but very lazy at the same time. She’s very competitive, she’ll do anything to win, even if she has a broken leg, she’ll run a marathon only to win.
Ailin is very insecure so make sure to tell her how beautiful she is, she really appreciates compliments.
So make sure to protect Ailin at all costs, she’ll make you laugh even if the world is going under.

Dude 1: Oh man, that was a really bad joke
Dude 2: Yeah man, that sounded like a joke Ailin could have told

by 6969cool October 9, 2018

Airline Peanuts

The kind of peanuts you get on airlines. Their deal remains unknown to this day.

What's the deal with airline peanuts?

by Vandelay Art May 20, 2010

Gold Coast Airlines

Now known as Jetstar asia, They are an airline which the owner is a reseller, a leaker and used some leaked models. The airline is in a very bad state as the owner is so bad at his job and most of his best staff have quit their job out of anger and drama.

Gold Coast Airlines is one of the worst airlines I have flown.

by Poggers1 January 20, 2021

airline beverage

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

by Anon2 August 20, 2006