Bat AIDS

The scientific name for COVID-19, AKA Coronavirus.

Origin: first human to contract this virus obtained it by eating a bat(a la Ozzy Osborne)

Damn bro, he got that beer virus! What's it called again? Bat AIDS!

by BatAIDS_STL March 18, 2020

Mega Hyper Death AIDS

Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.

"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."

by Hecking Degenerate June 15, 2021

FIFA aids

Being subject to EA's scripting, 90th minute goals and off sides that are clearly onside.

Wow, i've FIFA aids because i concede 90th minute goal!

by a rock not the rock July 28, 2014

finger aids

when ya wanna be fingered by someone that's already fingered so many people before you. but don't know if you wanna let them cause they probably have finger aids (:

person 1: i wanna let stephan finger me but he has finger aids !

by devilworshiper May 17, 2016

Caided Aids

Pronunciation: Saei-ded AIDS or Kay-ded AIDS

An unknown word amongst the human race which means that the amount of aids you have is so great, its infecting others like cancer without the need of sexual contact.

Dude that guy has Caided Aids, it's so painful to even look at him.
Wow I never knew I had Caided Aids.
Caided Aids? That sounds horrible!

by R3DN4X February 2, 2018

AIDSbola

When you get Ebola... And then your Ebola gets AIDS. Scary.

Although jimmy was unaware of it at the time, he had contracted a serious case of Aidsbola.

by Hailtotherandall November 19, 2014

AIDS bomb

When you fail a test so bad that the usual pansie phrase of "bombing a test" doesn't apply, therefore one has to use the more powerful "AIDS bomb"

"Holy shit Andrew you got a 2 percent on the derivatives test? You totally AIDS bombed that"

"I know and last block I AIDS bombed the french quiz over avoir!"

by kremlin-king March 2, 2010