apartment shopping

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

by rjhotts January 18, 2007

High speed come apart

A major melt down, losing your cool

I thought Lisa was going to have a high speed come apart when Mark wouldn't text her back.

by Lo-Gee July 10, 2011

Primavera Apartments

The projects, which are infested with cock roaches and are located in south eastern Fort Worth Texas, which house ass bandits, thugs, hoes, sluts, wiggers, alot of pedos and people of the beaner race, and white middle aged drug dealers whom like to lie in the courtyards in ass rape position.

1. Welcome to Primavera Apartments.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Cades apartment

The earthly form of heaven itself. Where the boof grows taller then ever and 4ft Asians rule the land.

Ava: so we heisting on Friday?
Bryant: oh shit, to cades apartment? Hell ya

Jonah: only if sabryna comes 😩
Cade: I’ve got that covered (filled up the bong)
All: womp the bong

by Katie’s forms October 7, 2020

apartment

A confined living space. A gerbil cage for humans. That is, a shower, microwave, food, bed, and toilet, all contained within a few hundred square feet. An apartment dweller typically knows the sex habits of the dweller above and the favorite music of the dweller next door, but would not recognize the face or name of either.
Apartment construction materials include: cream colored linoleum, cream colored latex paint, cream colored carpet (extensively spotted), cream colored pre-formed shower, cream colored counters and dark brown hollow-core doors.

I just leased a new apartment. It's a nice unit; I don't have to wait long for the community clothes washer and it only costs 75 cents a load.

by Pacito November 20, 2006

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008

Hot Apartment Syndrome

A term used to describe an apartment that, despite being located in a temperate climate and is equipped with air conditioning, is africa-hot 24/7. Like most sexually transmitted diseases, one is not aware of this disease while viewing the apartment, but rather experience it after sleeping in it one time.

Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.

I don't get it! I've been running the AC for 3 days straight at full blast and im still sitting in ball-soup. Its like this place has Hot Apartment Syndrome or some crap.

I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.

by TPBSpeedwagon August 11, 2010