Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010

agitating bar

The male genitalia.

I am going to ram my exceptionally large agitating bar in your natural pocket (see "nature's pocket").

by Cylyk November 5, 2002

Agitating the gravel

Getting the hell out of dodge
Leaving in a hurry

When 5'oclock came around, everybody was agitating the gravel to get to the club.

by Uncle Rey August 28, 2011

Agit Prop

Loves to be in useless meetings at work all day to waste time.

I spent the entire day agit propping in the bored room.

by Wendel Clark January 12, 2007

Red Flag Agitator

An antiquated term for a member of the communist party that attempts to cause political discourse and riots in an attempt to spread the word of communism

Arthur - "I'll tell ya, with all of these damn red flag agitators you'd think the world was going to end!

by The Rectifier. January 8, 2021

Agitated Mother Opossum

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)

-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.

by Liam H November 6, 2006

Solex Agitators

The crowd of inherently dumb protesters trying to push for solar energy thinking that it will magically solve all of the world's problems. They think solar energy is "free and clean" while in reality neither is the case and they don't care about researching on that matter because they think they are too smart to be educated by someone else. These people also think the only reason why the world relies on crude oil is because of some kind of deep conspiracy shit by them oil tycoons. They are somewhat different from the other environmental activists because you cannot use logic or reason to argue with Solex agitators because deep in their minds terms like practicality, feasibility, viability etc don't exist at all.

Reporter: Would you mind telling me what you guys are protesting about?
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.

by Kachumber May 7, 2020