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Fat Chick Aggression

In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.
These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.

Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.

Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.

Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....

Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!
by Darker June 9, 2011
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past life aggression

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.
Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.
by PolarisTarot February 25, 2019
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Aggressions

It's when someone is hating on you or one of your friends.
Watch those aggressions...
by KHDT October 7, 2010
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Aggression

Aggression or আগ্রাসন originally from the Bengali language.
It means hostile or violent behavior or attitudes toward another; readiness to attack or confront.
his chin was jutting with aggression,
territorial aggression between individuals of the same species.
by Reza Rajkumar January 2, 2017
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Fat Aggression

When you're so fat that you're just constantly pissed off at the world
"...geez that guy over there eating a Big Mac wrapped inside of a Taco Bell chalupa is a real jerk"

"Nah...he just has fat aggression"
by Mr.PicklesPickle July 18, 2016
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Brown Aggression

Brown Aggression - Commencing in any of the following for no other reason than simply being brown:

* The act of initiating hostilities or invasion, or
* The practice or habit of launching attacks, or
* Hostile or destructive behavior or actions

This term is derived from Tyson's theory of anger which states, "The darkness or tone of one's "skin" is directly proportional to their intrinsic level of Brown Aggression." {aka BA}
-Note: "Skin" also refers to the "inner skin" or color that a person believes he/she is. {see wigger}
1.) Holy shit!.. have you ever seen anyone with more explosive Brown Aggression than Sanath?

2.) Most species of humans indigenous to Riverside, CA. (aka "the 909" or "951") have unusually high levels of Brown Aggression, specifically the "ghetto" variety of this disorder.
{see ghetto}

3.) {insert your favorite hip-hop artist here} is very talanted yet hostile. It seems that his built up Brown Aggression fuels most of his creativity.
by Tyson_1 September 4, 2008
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Hessian aggression

Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!
by teh pope July 27, 2004
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