Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

Today is National Aggravate John Day.

by BobRossRevived January 28, 2020

Aryan Aggravates a Wall

A fat pedophile that goes around molesting little kids. He is morbidly obese and is often seen raping children while eating their lunches. It is unknown of what Aryan's weight is, but is it said to be over 9000...lbs. He is also seen trying his best to pick up a mate to eat also, and seeks the attention of a certain feminazi, and chinese communist.

Feminazi: Oh Aryan Aggravates a Wall, I just love your dinners
Aryan Aggravates a Wall: Well, I do have another dish in mind
Feminazi: What is it?
Aryan Aggravates a Wall: My Baguette

by Andy Xu November 27, 2018

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010

aggravation shrinkage

A stressful, and often embarrasing condition, that may keep a man from being "all that he can be". While the condition may not completely keep a good man down, it usually diminishes his plentitude by a noticeable measure.

"Man, after the hassles at the airport and the hotel, I came down with some aggravation shrinkage, and I'm not sure she understood!! Things haven't been the same since".

by Lord Thunder December 22, 2010

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 17, 2019

aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.

The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

aggravated pod

A pod in jail or prison where the inmates can't come in direct contact with the correctional officer because the officer is behind a booth of bullet proof glass and is reserved for inmates arrested for using weapons to commit crimes.

Since you used a firearm in the robbery you're going to the aggravated pod 26

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac December 28, 2019