4 definitions by corvis.

faux punch

to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.

she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

by corvis. April 16, 2008

iggravating

portmanteau of irritating + aggravating. so much of each one that they are inadeqate by themselves, but must be combined to describe the full iggravation of a thing.

ARRRG this itching powder in my shorts is so IGGRAVATING. GAH.

by corvis. April 20, 2008

baa

the proper thing to say when you notice anyone exhibiting sheep-like qualities

sheep girl 1: OMG OMG lookit those awesome ugg boots! i totally want them because everyone thinks they are like sooo trendy and awesome!!
sheep girl 2: OMG like i KNOW!!! i totally want to buy them with my daddy's money!!! now lets go listen to britney spears!
voice of reason: baaaaaaa....

by corvis. April 15, 2008

eye contact uncertainty

what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.

is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D:

by corvis. April 15, 2008