Afterlife

It’s when you take a deceased friend or family’s ashes, mix it with cocaine, and proceed to snort it

Jon-“damn dude, that afterlife line was strong, i can feel my great grandpa inside of me!”

by Mr.SwissCheese December 5, 2017

Afterlife

An alternate existence after the end of this existence. The concept originated due to a lack of understanding of what it is like to not exist that eventually lead to a fear in non existence and thus allowed the concept of the afterlife to flourish. In today's world some use Quantum Mechanics/Quantum Entanglement or the lack of understanding of qualia to support an afterlife on a scientific level. However overall the belief in an afterlife is on a decline according to recent surveys on the Gallop Poll.

What do we experience in the afterlife?

Passive Theist: Our Soul either goes to Heaven or Hell or is Reincarnated

Christian Theist: I am going to heaven, you are going to hell.

Passive Atheist: The same thing that happens before we were born

Militant Atheist: Don't ask me stupid questions

Agnostic: I don't know

by Invisible Pills October 6, 2008

aftertizers

When a restaurant brings your appetizers after you eat

I didn't get my aftertizers yet

by payiscool September 7, 2015

Afterlife Insurance

What you pay to a church in donation, tithe, promissory, loyalty and allegiance 'guaranteeing' you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. The one type of insurance than nobody can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.

Mario don't give a shit bout doin' another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.

by Beldar's big brother September 27, 2015

Good aftermeow

This is how you say ‘good afternoon’ in meowspeak.

Good aftermeow my dear loved one!

by Birdie Birdiekins September 27, 2019

afterimage

From the anime Dragon Ball/Dragonball Z/Dragonball GT. Moving too fast to be seen. Usually to dodge an attack, sometimes to move into position to strike. Otherwise known as "high speed movement" this single word title is usually reserved only for when the speedy movement results in a false image of the user to be left behind as your eyes are tricked by the speed of the user! The image fading once the attack the user was dodging hits it. This name is now used for anytime a person moves at such high speed that they can't be seen. Mostly because of the need to use the term in tight situations such as mid fight and in video games!
Synonyms: High Speed Movement, Wild Sense,?
Antonyms: Teleporting, Instant Transmission, Multiform,

Hurry, he's beating you bad, use afterimage before you run out of HP!

by nnightcrawlerr March 3, 2015

aftermeal

When you have a somewhat delicious to very delicious meal, with a crap right after it that is just as satisfying.

Dude, that Taco Bell was good, but I had a great aftermeal!

by plumpdude7 December 17, 2009