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AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon
Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.
by Slappdat September 19, 2016
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Aftershook

a word used to put more emphasis on shook and quaking
Nicki Minaj: breathes
Me: Bitch i’m aftershook
by just_callme_DJ September 23, 2017
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Double Aftershock

The definition of Fun: when you give a woman an earth shaking orgasm and she follows up with double aftershock orgasm
We had so much fun last moon when she soaked the sheets as the earth trembled with her orgasm, we followed it up with her having a double aftershock orgasm
by Hrray Potter January 8, 2017
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Cum aftershock

After you make a women orgasm, her legs shake like earthquake aftershock.
After making Crystal orgasm 16 times in 40 minutes, she had a cum aftershock and kicked me in the face.
by EdzoRocks August 25, 2020
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Puerto Rican Aftershock

The Puerto Rican Aftershock is a sexual move discovered by Columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.

Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.

The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
After a night of dancing Doug took Rebecca to their hotel room in El Condado and performed the Puerto Rican aftershock.
by Ranger of Three Finger Park February 1, 2010
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afterthot

A thot (that hoe over there) that you've already hit it with. Basically the left overs that you don't care about. They are so unimportant that they're merely an afterthot.
Yo, you see Juan with that afterthot? Tell me why I smashed last week. LMAO
by byumbaclot December 29, 2013
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Aftershock

Horrible, disgusting spirit favoured by neds, chavs and other assorted morons. It does get you very, very drunk very, very quickly, but it is disgusting and horrible. Comes in volcano red, urine green and swimming-pool blue flavours.
Haw man, ah wis munted on Aftershock last night man
by md25 April 28, 2004
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