airline food

What's the deal with airline food?

Dude: What's the deal with airline food?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?

by milkynipples November 27, 2019

airline seat emoji

The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?

Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Guilt Airlines

The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.

Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.

by droogie toogie August 28, 2012

Arlington

So unknown that it's better to tell people you're just from D.C.

"Where are you from?"
"Arlington."
"Where?"
"Virginia."
"What?"
"D.C."
"Oh, have you met the president?"

by bovach March 18, 2009

Arlina

name meaning - pledge or a promise.

used for a girl's name - usually asian or spanish. rare name.

girl is usually bitchy and random. pretty, too.

"i love arlina, she's mah bitch!"

by fellinlovewithoutyou June 21, 2009

United Airlines

An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.

Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.

by WeAreLOL April 11, 2017

United Airlines

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.

Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"

by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017