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Alligator Fuckhouse

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006
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Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"
by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010
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areligious

Having an aversion for or a lack of interest in all religion and religious beliefs.
An areligious person is one who has become frustrated listening to proponents of one religion or another and finds the labels athiest and agnostic inadequate.
by lifeonearth March 15, 2012
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when the stars align

When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.
The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.
by bigtree_us20 October 23, 2011
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Big Lipped Alligator Moment

First coined by The Nostalgia Chick in the "Ferngully" episode of The Nostalgia Critic, in which they did a duo review.

A Big Lipped Alligator Moment refers to "the big lipped alligator scene from All Dogs Go To Heaven. This is named after the random musical number sung by a big lipped alligator towards the end of the film; a scene that comes right-the-fuck out of nowhere, has little to no bearing whatsoever in the plot, is way over the top in terms of ridiculousness (even in the context of the movie), and after it happens, no one ever speaks of it again."

In short: It refers to any and all random musical scenes that have no merit in terms of plot, are very over the top and silly, and are oddly never explained or mentioned ever.

Such scenes include:
-The dancing fire gang from Labyrinth
-The pink elephants from Dumbo
-The creepy tunnel scene from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
-And the sexually undertoned blue Gila Monster (the type of lizard is debatable) song, "If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might as Well Be You)", from Ferngully
If you are watching a film, and a random musical scene plays, after which you are forced to drop your jaw and go "What the hell was that?", then you have just witnessed a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.
by ZjNime May 18, 2009
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Aleigha

A sweet and sassy girl that is smart but doubts herself about it. Very athletic especially with basketball and football.
Aleigha- a girl's best friend
by Positive Crybaby December 9, 2017
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alligator test

Putting your finger inside a girls mouth to test to see if she is going to use teeth, AKA is a cheese grater.
Bro1: Did you get head from that chick last night?
Bro2: No, she failed the alligator test. No way I would put my dick in there.
by GangBangOrangutan February 28, 2011
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