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Plier l’addition

French for « fold the bill ». Means running away from your responsibilities, avoid any problems or setbacks.
I’ve spent to much lately, I bet I don’t have any money now, but I’m just going to plier l’addition.
by Yoongiforthelesbians June 24, 2022
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smell addiction

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.
I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.
by Starchylde June 26, 2016
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Urban Addictionary

A compulsive psychological need to create new definitions for publication to Urban Dictionary.

Persistent compulsive use of the website can become physically, psychologically and socially harmful, especially when submissions are rejected. If you or anyone you know is showing symptoms of suffering from this condition, please seek guidance from the internet's most credible Dr - WebMD.
"Those damn kids are going to end up with a case of urban addictionary if they keep spending so much time on the internet!"
by manicbubble February 10, 2015
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you must construct additional pylons

This is possibly the most annoying phrase in the real-time-strategy game Starcraft.

The basic objective of Starcraft is to make a big army to destroy your opponent, however you have this army-size limit known as 'supply' that can only be increased by building a specific building, and for the alien faction 'protoss', that building is the pylon. So every 2-4 soldiers you build, you most build another pylon to sustain them. If you forget, a voice says "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", and at that point, you realise that you can't build any more guys until you send a worker to build the pylon, and then wait for the pylon to finish. Then, 4 soldiers later, you will have to build ANOTHER one.

What makes this phrase especially annoying is how often the guy says it if you forget to build them, because soldiers of the protoss race take up so much supply, and their pylons provide such little supply.
*tries to build a soldier*

"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"
by thecell98 January 21, 2015
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Clan Addiction Disorder

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)
by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012
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Cock Addiction

Desire to suck a cock or multiple cocks more frequently than an above average sexual relationship allows so the addict seeks other cocks to suck.
Cock addiction might cause you to have multiple affairs to give yourself access to multiple cocks and frequent access to cocks to suck.
by DiDiDi June 2, 2012
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update addiction

A debilitating psychological condition which affects computer users everywhere. Update addiction has to do with the excessive downloading of software updates and should not be confused with an Updating Whore. You are likely an update addict if...

You click "Software Update..." (on Mac) or "Windows Update" (on Windows) more than three times a day.

You cannot resist buying the latest version of software or operating system -- even if you don't need, want, or even care to know about the new features.

You click "Check for updates" every time you run a program.

You stay up late watching the progress bar to make sure your latest update "really updated."

You get frustrated by stable software because it doesn't require updates every other day. So you always choose beta or nightly builds to ensure that you can download a maximum number of updates.
Dude: Dang! I just clicked Software Update, and it didn't find anything to update. What am I going to do???

Chick: (rolls eyes) Dunno man. Click it again?

Dude: Ok.

Chick: You need help. You have update addiction.

Dude: Ok, but before I go to the clinic, I need to go buy XYZSoft5. I only have XYZSoft4.
by jacopaco August 19, 2010
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