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Anal Acrobat

A person who does acrobatics in the middle of Anal
by Jairas Gay June 14, 2022
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Acrobat

The dangling piece of sperm that hangs from your lovers face, particularly from the nose, ears and/or chin, after giving them a facial or a mis-shot pearl necklace. Not unlike what happened in "Something about Mary" from the ear...
But baby, you look so cute all covered in acrobats.

"Man, i blasted it on her face and she had this massive acrobat hanging from her nose!!"
by pegaxs August 3, 2005
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acrobatical

one who excels at acrobaticism
larry's acrobatical performance was unbelievably queer
by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003
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Chinese Acrobat

A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.
Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"
by CaseDecade March 27, 2009
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Jew Acrobatics

n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game
Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!
by Szechuan August 14, 2008
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jangly acrobatics "JA"

Performing oral sex while hanging your head off the end of the bed or table.
Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with your head hanging off, with a penis in your mouth.

"JA" for short.
by Karla Myer September 21, 2007
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acrobatic twat

a really flexible vagina, gymnasts commonly have them after strenuous vaginal activities
damn foo melissa has a acrobatic twat, it was bouncing like a jumping jack!
by MattMcRib September 14, 2013
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