Abe

A guy who is very buff and very popular. Has red cheeks.

Dude he is such an abe.

by Man-o- war April 16, 2015

Abe

1.) Tall, notoriously strong, grumpy individual in a position overseeing the grunt work and maintenance work at an institution. think giant grumpy oger who can fix things by getting pissed and hitting them (like the fonz). he is the one in your office/job that has worked like 20 other jobs, and who has seen every problem before, and has an "I'm over it" attitude to any new problems because they're boring. every job has one.

2.) a vital, resentful, grumpy, dirty, element which keeps an entire operation running with pure will and grunt. remove this rusty iron pin it and it is likely the whole shiny brass machine will fly apart or explode.

"who is the Abe around here?"

person 1: "something (anything) is broken"
person 2: "call the abe"

or

"Who is going to become the new abe around here? "
"seabastian"

or

"our shop just lost its abe"

by thehandsomeone November 30, 2010

Abed

A god among men

Troy: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone
La araña discoteca

Abed: Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca

Troy: Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
Cabeza es nieve
Cerveza es bueno

Abed: Buenos días, me gustas papas frias
Bigote de la cabra
Es Cameron Diaz

by TroyBarnes December 27, 2018

abe

he's a good friend and is always there when u need a laugh. he is the "hot jock" of the friend group that is probably mostly girls. He is almost always making stupid jokes and his friends r always reminding him about is "dark time" as a fuck boy. he's always there when u need him and makes sure no stupid guys mess whilth his friends under his watch.

example: thank god abe was there last night i hate being the center of attention

by yoyomybro September 6, 2017

Abs

Makes the girls go wild. Technical name: Abdominal (Muscles).

1.Oml😍 Did you see Zac Effron's abs?

2.He has got such great abs
3.Them abs tho

by TheQueen111 May 29, 2016

Abed

Term used to describe an incredibly sexy being, with an unusually large penis. Recent scientific results show that women tend to love men that are named Abed. Someone named Abed, is also usually reffered to as a pussy magnet.

"Wow look at that guy, he's getting a 3 some, wow, he's such an Abed"

"That guy's incredibly handsome, and such an Abed."

by k-h-g May 17, 2009

ABe

A nickname used by women to describe a sexy or abnormally good looking man

Hey, look at the ABe over there

by blueintheveins August 10, 2007