If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu by BobCheckers April 4, 2026

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k 

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!

1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k by tekashi6ix9ine6969696 November 2, 2022

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

C.R.E.A.T.E.D. 

Growing up in the world slowly and painfully but a great reward at the end

John said, "This Acronym that doesn't stand for what its definition is explains my life, C.R.E.A.T.E.D."

"Nah man, you haven't had a painful time growing up, you have had good grades, awesome friends, and amazing relationships," said Billy

"True. then i say it more like D.E.D.," John, finishing the conversation with the annoying Billy.

C.R.E.A.T.E.D. by Darklubed64 August 10, 2017

G o o d a t f o r t n i t e 

The video of Taylor hitting the folks

Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e

G o o d a t f o r t n i t e by g o o d a t f o r t n i t e February 10, 2019

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y 

Nagito’s love confession basically-

“Please don’t forget, from the bottom of my heart, i am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.”

she texted me “I love you” and I was like P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y.

“wow, that’s so romantic.”

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y by moonisaweeb May 21, 2022

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d by zygga April 25, 2025