assbag 

A protective device installed in most modern cars that inflates upon a front end impact.

"I hit the car in front of me and the driver's side assbag went off!"

assbag by Alvis Frink January 4, 2008

Assbag 

An assbag occurs when someone is going down on a girl and she farts in said person's mouth.

I assbagged him. He was eating me out and I poot when I get excited and his mouth filled with the gas...assbagging.

Assbag by jnrjwalker January 7, 2011

assbag 

Someone how is worse than shit in a bag. First used by 30Cal

You play TF2 like an assbag.

assbag by Zbras November 15, 2016

Assbag 

A name you would call someone when they are being a douche

You are an assbag

Assbag by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

assbag 

the definition of peypey or pikes

your such an assbag

assbag by girl named kameron September 2, 2020

assbag douchehole 

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

assbag douchehole by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

assbag erd

A recovery disk for Windows XP that is labeled "Assbag." Found on a desk and ownership has not been claimed as of yet.

Person 1: "I found this CD on my desk."
Person 2: "What is is labeled?"
Person 1: "Assbag ERD, what does that mean?"
Person 2: "Ok, its an emergency recovery disk labeled 'assbag...' who's is this?!"

assbag erd by MasterJedi01 March 15, 2010