Assimilate

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.

I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018

assring

the anal sphincter

same as arsering and buttring

Her assring was too tight. I didn't succeed in entering.

by Tiago Zuhr September 27, 2005

borg assimilator

ride in the "Paramount Carowinds" theme park designed after the Star Trek series. Might break down after one gets 80% through the line. Might consequentially piss you off.

"I thought the borg were supposed to have advanced technology, but this ride always breaks down! Advanced technology my ass hole.

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

Assramistan

A place of haven where Ass Rangers get assterrorized.

I saw your boyfriend getting Assterrorized in Assramistan by Ass Rangers with a schmag in his mouth.

by Assram Yomomma June 3, 2004

assram

ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition

The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.

by Neil from Chemainus April 18, 2006

Asstimate

1. to form a totally uneducated guess, judgment, or opinion regarding the worth, amount, size, weight, etc., of; guess without any clue: to totally pull the numbers out of your ass.

2. to form a totally clueless opinion of; judge with your ass.

–verb (used without object)

3. to make an asstimate.

4. To judge how great ass would look without actually seeing it

1. John got shitfaced the night before big meeting and had not looked over the sales data he needed to know. When he was asked about the numbers, he just farted out an asstimate.

2. I totally under-asstimated the tightness and hottness of Beth's ass under that long, flowing dress.

by Cynep September 15, 2009

assripping

when your sitting on the toilet and your not sure what hole its going to come out of.

Once upon a time I discovered assripping. I ate some mexican food, it came out of my butt then i didnt have enough time to wipe and i turned around and threw up and got poop all over the cabinets.

by Gregory Korman April 16, 2008