Ashkenazim

Ashkenazi Jews are Jews that originate from Italian Jews who migrated to the Rheinland (Germany) and eventually moved to Eastern Europe. Ashkenazim are like sephardics diaspora Jews. They were exiled in the years 66-70 ad, 114 to 117 ad and 132 to 135 ad. They cluster with Sicilians, Tuscans, Abbruzzo Italians, Calabrese, Napolitans, Sardinians, Apulians and Greeks as well as levantines. Ashkenazim are identical to Italkim (Italian Jews) as well as sephardics. Ashkenazim are genetically distant from Russians and Germanic people as their paternal line traces back to levantines and the female line of their DNa traces back to southern Italian, central Italian and Greek women. People who call Ashkenazim European are uneducated , ignorant or antisemitic as Ashkenazim descend from Israelite male slaves marrying Graeco-Roman women.

Oded Fehr, Gal Gadot, Gina Gershon , Grant Heslov, David Aaron Proval who plays Ritchie Aprile on the sopranos , Mark Margolis who plays hector salamanca , Gina Bellman, Peter Falk (Colombo), Madison Beer, Sarah Silverman, Jon Bernthal, Brad Garret, are all Ashkenazim and they look levantine and Italian.

by Viktor Zalesak August 2, 2020

Assenio Hole

Assenio Hole is a former late night talk show host in a parallel universe. He is also a friend to Sweaty Murfee and Hall of Fame basketball player Majik Dick.

Did you watch Assenio Hole last night? He had on Sweaty Murfee and NBA MVP Majik Dick. It was hilarious.

by MrVoteLibertarian September 24, 2011

assenterbot

A description of a typical inhabitant of Accenture, a so-called "management consultancy".

A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"

Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.

Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.

Jim had to work with three assenterbots. They spent three months to prepare a 1000 slide presentation that took two days to show. By that time, Jim had already designed and implemented a new system - so he kicked their asses out the door!

by MrPi October 1, 2006

Ashkenazi

Ashkenazim descend from Italian Jews who migrated to the Rheinland and THAN eventually to Eastern Europe due to oppression , persecution, discrimination against. Ashkenazim are genetically levantines on their male line (Y-DNa) and Mediterranean on their maternal line (mt-DNa) . Ashkenazim cluster and overlap with Sicilians , Tuscans, Calabrese, Sardinians, Apulians, Bergamo, Sardinians, Greeks (Thessaly , Cretans) , Cypriots, Maltese as the female originates from southern Italian, central Italian and Greek woman. Ashkenazim and sephardic cluster closest together as they are BOTH semitic and Mediterranean. Ashkenazim are 100% Mediterranean like sephardic. Ashkenazim are genetically distant from Russians or Germanics .Ashkenazim overlap and cluster both in the Eastern Mediterranean as well as the Western Mediterranean.

Famous Ashkenazim are Gina bellman, Gina gershon, oded fehr, peter falk, Paul Ben Victor, David proval who played richie aprile on the sopranos is in fact a Jew, the guy who played Bobby is half Italian and half Jewish, Sarah Silverman, Zach braff, Ben Stiller, Jeff Goldblum, David Schwimmer, Josh radnor, jermemy stoppelman, Ari arison, Josh Gad, Gal Gadot, Sasha Baron Cohen, Adam Sandler, Jon bernthal, Alan arkin, Richard Benjamin, Maggie siff, Ali McGraw, Ben Shapiro and even the guy who played Hector salamanca on breaking bad is a Jew in real life

by Viktor Zalesak August 3, 2020

assenger

One who rides the ass of another, especially during anal intercourse. See top.

John may have looked like a bottom, but, in the bedroom, he was a total assenger.

by Hasta la Pasta August 23, 2006

assking

When you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.

Bob: Hey, can I have your Xbox 360?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Dude, Please!
Joe: No, stop assking!
Bob: PLEASE!!!
Joe: I already told you, NO!!
Bob: C'mon man, Please!
Joe: ...
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: PLEASE!!
Joe: FINE!!! HERE!! TAKE IT!!!
Bob: ...

















Bob: Can I have your Ps3?

by Bradford J. Soriano January 15, 2009

Assknee

In Man's not hot, Big Shaq says "Asznee" but ur english is broken and u heard "Assknee"

*Picks the phone*: "Assknee?"

by Dank teacher November 13, 2017