Apprentice

A BTEC way of life. Don't bother with doing an apprenticeship if you have a brain

Ah an apprentice is really just a BTEC way of life

by FrankyWanky February 10, 2021

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A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.

When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

by snakehands July 7, 2010

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apprentis

the dumbest show on tv. you get a job for winning.

running around with a carrot up his ass singing looks like chicken tonight

by Marshal8388 May 15, 2005

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Web Apprentice

A Webmaster that thinks he is better at his job than he really is. The Web Apprentice lacks attention to detail, like pricing and uniformity on a company website.

Customer Service Rep 1: "Why is the price of the Swingline stapler $7.95 on the product page and $6.95 on the flyout?"

Customer Service Rep 2: "Looks like the Web Apprentice strikes, again!"

by Customer Disservice Rep October 29, 2009

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The sorcerers apprentice

Is where you shove a magic 8 ball up your ass as a but plug while watching Nick cage on repeat.

Want to do the sorcerers apprentice tonight, I’m feeling cagey

by Jhinks January 15, 2023

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A weekend where the only way to recall the past weekend's events is to say "apparently I..." and continue on with the story. Apparently I weekends are usually accompanied by large quantities of alcohol.

What the renditions of Apparently I Weekends might look like:

"It was an awesome party. Apparently I had a great time..."

"My night was pretty crazy. Apparently I was acting like an airplane. Sound effects and all."

by anyonebuthim November 29, 2009

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