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Albatross & Finch

Caitlin Cooke (6teen Character) LOVES to shop at Albatross & Finch.
by Caitlin13579 December 17, 2008
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albatross boost

A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
Guy 1: Whoa! That guy came out of nowhere!

Guy 2: You can thank that albatross boost of his.
by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009
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albatross flight

When your mates are driving a car and you're on the roof screwing a girl whilst flapping your arms like an albatross.
Dave's got the best car for an albatross flight.
by Supersmoothrockstarplatypus January 23, 2009
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Albatross Day

The first Saturday of April is Albatross Day.

What is this day, you ask? Well, the Albatross, a beautiful bird that brings luck to those it chooses to follow, is a main symbol in the poem "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

Iron Maiden also has a song about the poem if you are interested.

In the poem, the mariner kills the albatross that follows his ship. By choosing to kill the bird, the mariner and his crew are cursed until the day that they die, doomed to have bad luck FOREVER. The curse is a psychological and physical burden that cannot be escaped!!!!!

Ultimately, the mariner had the chance to be lucky for the rest of his life, but he fucked it up. On the first Saturday of every April, YOU have the chance to create your own luck, to find your own albatross.

"Albatross" can also be used to replace the word "luck".
Hey, are you going to the Albatross Day?
FUCK YEAH!

What an albatross day this is!
by bananahammockyeah April 14, 2011
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albatross man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.
by Space aids March 24, 2022
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love albatross

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.
Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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white albatross

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.
Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...
by palebot October 16, 2009
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