douche-aholic

a person who's addicted to being a douche.

It would behoove you to seek help for being a chronic douche-aholic.

by derit April 8, 2008

Dunk-Aholic

A Dunk-Aholic will spend most of one's money on Dunks even in when one knows that buying the shoes will leave one broke for the next two to three weeks. After the 2 to 3 week Dunk-Detoxic the user will return to his/her regular routine of saving money for their next dunks.

Person 1: Hey let me borrow ten dollars
Person 2: I can't DunkXchange is coming up next week.

Person 1: Man, You're a Dunk-Aholic

by DunkMasta13 January 8, 2007

fortnite-aholic

An obsessive addict over the online video game Fortnite.

45 yr old man threatens 11 yr old with harm after he loses badly to the kid.
Unbelievable? Not!
What a freakin fortnite-aholic!

by Sushiray888 September 18, 2018

Try-aholic

Someone who tries too hard but never succeeds. Trying is always a good thing, unless you try to impress others by boasting, bragging & lying incessantly. A very sad existence which is hard for others to see. Others feel sorry for the ones they love. The only cure for this sort is the bible, which they will never take time to read.

Cut him some slack, he's a try-aholic
He just embarrasses himself with his complete lies! Well, you know.....he is a try-aholic.
You can't stop him, he's trying too hard. Just laugh & walk away..

by Shanagains November 21, 2011

Like-aholic

Constantly viewing your post on Facebook to see how many likes it has obtained.

Stacey is such a Like-aholic she is always telling me how many likes her "funny" comments got she needs help.

by First Loser November 29, 2011

Sock-aholic

A knitter addicted to the act of making socks, often to the point where it interferes in his/her social life, and drains financial resources which ultimately get diverted toward yarn acquisition.

Mary, a consumate Sock-aholic, was too busy knitting her latest pair to realize that she was being eyed by the handsome man on the other side of the public library study table.

by Knitters Brewing Company July 26, 2009

boyfriend-aholic

girl who dates a boy, then wants someone else and regularly changes within his circle of friends.

OMG! Nicole is a boyfriend-aholic, first she tapped Bryce, then got tired of him, then got on his Best Friend Chris (just for kicks), Then Chris' best friend Jesse, and now she's ridding on Jesse's roomates bullet bike. WTF WHORE

by Madison143 May 20, 2008