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Actually, can I have that to go please

A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
by aynthoenie August 29, 2021
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Actually Guy

That kid in class who ALWAYS has to raise his hand and say something (ask a question, make a comment, correction, etc). Typically has a nerdy voice, and appears nervous. In the most extreme cases has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, or where he's going with his question/comment. The teacher's response to the offending 'Actually Guy' will be somewhere between dumbfound silence, or grasping at straws to respond and be nice. Some teachers won't tolerate such nonsense and will simply tell them to stop talking immediately, or more politely tell them to allow other people to 'participate' in class.

Another way to identify an Actually Guy is to take a close look at the classroom's response to him. If there's a large amount of stifled giggles, whispers or audible groans there's a good chance you have a loose Actually Guy sitting in your very classroom. If he does this more than twice per class period, it's a very dangerous one.
Man, what is that guy doing? Christ, it's another Actually Guy. He's embarrassing himself in front of the whole class. Even the teacher feels sorry for him! He really should just stop talking, this is getting painful to watch...
by Ninian September 15, 2010
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Actually Hug A Furry Day

On November 28th, you can hug a furry even without participating in Beat A Furry Day.
by Antony423 November 28, 2021
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Actually Stephen

Stephen.
The only Stephen I know who is pronounced 'Steven'.
Stephen defines a psychopathic cinnamon roll that everybody loves.
Stephen is not just an employee. He's god and he knows it. He's my religion.

The only thing that Stephen loves (despite himself) is Mirio.
Because Mirio is best boi and you can't tell him otherwise.

Stephen's fans will forever support him in any decision he makes, because Stephen deserves it.
"Actually Stephen is just an employee"
-"No, Stephen is great and amazing and he deserves anything in the world."
by Yuka I guess January 5, 2020
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Actually Factually

To prove to someone that some actually is indeed factually. Helps get the point across
Like, actually factually I'm smarter than you sooo yeah.
by icoinedthisshit May 26, 2020
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actually-lestat-de-lioncourt

A account on Tumblr that was made by Lestat de Lioncourt
Yesterday, actually-lestat-de-lioncourt made a post talking about how perfect he is
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Actually Working On Our Presentation

Actually Working On Our Presentation is about actually working on our presentation, instead of writing urban dictionary articles. It is about doing work and not doing some procrastination bullshit.
"Hey bitch, start actually working on our presentation. No, you can't put me in your dumbass urban dictionary bullshit."
by SayHiToYourMotherForMeSheIsHot February 14, 2022
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