C.A.M

Evolved acronym from H.A.M (Hard as a Motherfucker). It is when one goes as hard as Cam Newton.

Dude is going so C.A.M right now.

by FreshlyRyan December 5, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

Going C.A.M.

Going H.A.M. in reference to how well Cam Newton is doing in the NFL. (He did turn Steve Smith back into a top 5 receiver, and it is Cam's rookie season).

You guys want me to be QB for the pickup game tomorrow? Shit I feel sorry for whoever plays me, cause i'm about to be Going C.A.M. on that turf.

by coffee.BLACK November 29, 2011

c.a.m

Cum Allowing Mouth. (n) 1. a person who will allow a man to ejaculate into thier mouth for swallowing.

Dude, that bitch had a c.a.m. She wont be hungry for days.

by cam the ham March 26, 2007

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 10, 2009

C.A.M.F.

Acronym for Cock-Ass Mother Fucker- An annoying little bastard that no matter what they do they always mess up. Basically a scrub that you just want to punch in the face. Or they can only complete Frisbee throws on the curve.

"Dude, Brandon, your a C.A.M.F."

by TBK inc. January 7, 2012

G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.

Give me a chance to show how much I love you

Hey *crush* G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.

by TheBrokenHeartIsHereToHelp March 15, 2022