Taking a shit and taking it well. Bowling a Strike means you had a really fantastic shit, and it is an occasion to be celebrated among friends, preferably over an Instant Messaging program, while bored at work. See also bowl.
Gchatter 1: hey, i gotta go bowl.
Gchatter 2: good luck!
Gchatter 1: thanks man, i need it after last night's shenanigans.
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Gchatter 2: well?
Gchatter 1: i bowled a strike.
Gchatter 2: fantastic news!
Person 1: where were you?
Person 2: bowling a strike.
Person 1: i'm jealous.
Gchatter 2: good luck!
Gchatter 1: thanks man, i need it after last night's shenanigans.
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Gchatter 2: well?
Gchatter 1: i bowled a strike.
Gchatter 2: fantastic news!
Person 1: where were you?
Person 2: bowling a strike.
Person 1: i'm jealous.
by Viktor II August 27, 2007
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by I'm stupid July 10, 2022
Get the Please help I've had a strokety pokety mug.Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
by Steven The Absolute Idiot September 1, 2022
Get the L.I.G.M.A Strike mug.Pulling a Striker is a very common expression in the MMORPG called RuneScape, It means that you back stab your friend just to get some pixelated items.
On a side note, if you ever see someone in RuneScape called Striker796, trying to join your clan, decline him immediately.
On a side note, if you ever see someone in RuneScape called Striker796, trying to join your clan, decline him immediately.
A situation where Jim Pulled a Striker
John: I'm so freaking mad
Jane: Why?
John: Because Jim pulled a Striker at me again!
Jane: Let's beat him up
Jane: Too many people are pulling a striker now,
John: I'm so freaking mad
Jane: Why?
John: Because Jim pulled a Striker at me again!
Jane: Let's beat him up
Jane: Too many people are pulling a striker now,
by Striker hater July 18, 2007
Get the pulling a striker mug.A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009
Get the Missed a strike mug.by billy maddox May 13, 2005
Get the bowl a strike mug.Farmer Pat: "look at that bushfire..."
Farmer Dan: "stuff a stoker, that's a lot o' flame headin' for my shack!"
Farmer Dan: "stuff a stoker, that's a lot o' flame headin' for my shack!"
by Lisa Rossiter September 10, 2008
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