Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021

Pulling a David

Pulling a David is applicable to only teachers, it is when the teacher is in school but doesn't give enough of a shit about his students to hold a class for them.

Student 1: Hey, why is Mrs. Norris not in the class yet, I saw her in the teacher's lounge
Student 2: Aw Man!! I think she's Pulling a David

by lady's man5441 February 21, 2022

a david

SNAKE

you tell a david to not say anything but he tells everyone anyways

by FUSRODAHHH May 6, 2012

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

A David Spor

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in

Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great

by Alex doeder April 10, 2022

A David

A david can be described as a sex drought, going long periods without any forms of sex.

I have been going thru a david.

by Daddy eaton June 27, 2025