Sex with a Woman 

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.

I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.

Sex with a Woman by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Slob of a Woman 

a) Adj. A woman so despicable in her actions that she frequently repulses people by her mere behavior, and shows likeness to filthy slob. Often she is not aware of how her actions are perceived by other, resulting in a hideous blue Vodka Cruiser stained cackle when she mistakenly thinks that people are laughing with her, not at her.

A girl is in such a state of mental unrest while hungover, that she drops her MacDonald's burger on the balcony floor, squats down and proceeds to pick her burger to bits while shoveling large quantities into her mouth in a similar posture to a gorilla. All the while she breathes rather loudly through her mouth due to her 'sinus problems'.

You could use this instance to say "God, Brooke, you really are a Slob of a Woman."

Slob of a Woman by bluey_grey October 17, 2008

Scent of a woman 

The natural scent of a woman’s body.
Normally concentrated in a small area of the body not related to the sexual organs.

The aroma is the most amazing; but often indescribable.

Many times a partner will complement on how wonderful the scent of a woman is. Asking if they put anything on; even when there is nothing there.

Scent of a woman by The Goldfish November 24, 2010

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa 

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

Somebody must of seen a naked woman 

what some people say when they hear a cop car going to a call with it's sirin blowing because they don't like cops and the are in the porn scene movement and/or underaged sex movement ect. because they know the truth about drug laws and antilove laws ect.

There goes the fuzz somebody must of seen a naked woman.

Somebody must of seen a naked woman by Deep blue 2012 June 12, 2010

Help I need a very strong woman 

I’m going to die without her help

Help I need a very strong woman

Help I need a very strong woman by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021