Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top 

Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.

I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.

Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top by Kiki-jai August 29, 2014

Ice with a cherry on top 

the thing I said to my friend once and convinced her that it has sexual meaning but it actually means literally nothing.

Look zeva, it's ice with a cherry on top lol. ( hyena-cackles)

Ice with a cherry on top by I'm_Definitely_Not_A_Alien April 15, 2019

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top 

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.

Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top by daltonator April 1, 2008

arse like the top of a sauce bottle 

Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.

i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle

arse like the top of a sauce bottle by Bun001 August 1, 2012

top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug 

a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.

omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?

grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!

omar: will do! get the funnel.

top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug by caldwells November 8, 2012

Egg with a Ball on Top 

Another phrase to describe Sunny Side-Up Eggs. No one (except my family for some reason) uses this phrase. Please, for the love of God, start using this phrase! I've used it my whole life thinking it was common BUT ITS NOT! I don't want be the only one that uses it!!

Denny's Waiter: What will you like to order?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?

Egg with a Ball on Top by ema1997 July 7, 2021

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom 

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.

Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom by Piekin August 3, 2011