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Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch 

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

a secret squirrel bunch 

This is a group of intelligence, military and SpecOps cooperating in a top secret endeavor.
The Rangers were working on a special operation with a secret squirrel bunch.

Drown a Dirt Squirrel 

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas
as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

squirrel on a trampoline 

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!

Squirrel on a Trampoline 

The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .