a joke

something gen z white teenage girls cant handle and will cancel you for saying

Me:*says a joke that maybe a little racist to one of my close friends*
random teenage white girl that heard the joke:your so disgusting you racist fuck and you dont have any friends i hope you burn in hell

by P3WER July 1, 2021

Not joke

"Not-jokes" were made popular long before the Borat movie, namely in the movie "Wayne's World" from 1992.

Filled with pop culture references, the sketches and film started catchphrases such as "Schwing!" and "Schyea", as well as popularizing "That's what she said", "Party on!" and the use of "...Not!" after apparently affirmative sentences in order to state the contrary (as used by the metal band Anthrax in the late 1980s and early 1990s). This form of joke became known as "not joke".

by LeRouxToto May 26, 2010

no joke

when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true

'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

joke

A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:

dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."

son: "Dad, i'm over here."

come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along ;)

by lilangel4eva September 23, 2009

Joke

This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..

Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?

(If they answer no)

A: Wanna go camping?

It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.

by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005

joke

you dont get it

(joke here)
OMG BRUH IM CANCELLING YOU FUCKING PEDO
he missed the JOKE

by treeman23 March 11, 2022

That was a joke

What one says after the awkward pause that follows his or her having said something incredibly stupid and usually unfunny. Can be substituted with "I was joking."

We oughta burn down the public library and build a giant casino because that would balance the budget. *Awkward pause.* That was a joke.

by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008