drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

drunk like a chola

when you start acting gangsterific while you are intoxicated

Dang Cassie be acting drunk like a chola! she kept trying to call her sexy cholo!

by SEXY NURSE DTS May 28, 2011

drunk as a skunk

To get really, really, really shitfaced

Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night

by XARDSX August 14, 2016

drunk as a bicycle

really drunk but still moving around... usually aimlessly. Just imagine riding a bike when you are really wasted not great fun. origins unclear but a rural expression

So he drank to much. Yeah, he was drunk as a bicycle.

by Fona June 1, 2005

drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Drunk as a MotherFucker

One is drunk as a motherfucker when they consume 1/2 a sip less than what would literally kill them. This stage of drunkeness is characterized by the will and want to have sex with your biological mother.

I am drunk as a motherfucker and horny. I'm going home and going balls deep in mama's ass.

That dude is drunk as motherfucker; he's just living the dream.

by Texas Hammer December 16, 2011

Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019