donkey

A football (soccer) play with physical presence but little ball control, passing or shooting ability. A donkey typically "hoofs" the ball.

"Emile Heskey couldn't hit a cow's backside with a banjo. He's such a donkey."

by madpaddad April 6, 2005

donkey

Having a large ass like the animal the donkey.

Yo they got some donkey booty hoes at that web-site bigbootyclub.com

by Maurice November 15, 2003

Donkey

noun (pl. -keys)
A stupid male. A euphemism for dumb-ass.

Amy: Dude, you will never believe what Mike said to me! SO AWKWARD!

Alex: Oh no! What now? That guy is such a donkey!

by woooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 25, 2010

donkey

The animal Jesus rode into Jerusalem on.

Here comes Jesus riding on a donkey. Hosanna, hosanna. Hosanna to the King!

by Steven March 4, 2004

donkey

farm animal that is stubborn, eats a lot of oats, makes funny noises, acts like an idiot, and is very well endowed.

"dude, he's a donkey, he's stubborn... you can't change his ways, just feed him oats."
"hee haw."

by Carin Ameron December 13, 2009

Donkey

A derogatory term originated by African-Americans and Asian-Americans in the Los Angeles/Long Beach area to describe Mexicans and other Latin Americans.

I just shot two donkeys on Cherry and Atlantic.

by P-Locc November 5, 2010

donkey

A big swinging dick. Sourced from "hung like a donkey" or "donkey dick."

My friend Karen loves donkey!

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005