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50 shades of jesus

A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
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50 Shades of Cray

When someone is into some freak-ass shit. And we're not talking bout B&D shit....
"Aye yo, that girl Bianca wants me to fuck her in a bunny suit while both our parents watch"

"Dude, that bitch is 50 shades of cray"
by holymoosebomb August 29, 2016
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50 shades of grey

-I watch 50 shades of grey
-Oh the one with sex in it
by MonarchPeter March 20, 2023
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50 shades of grey style

When a girl wants to get whipped, hog tied, bonded to her bed, blindfolded or all of the above at the same time

Usually is a freak in bed and the girl has to be subdued by these methods. She wants all those methods all while taking it anal or vannila, not oral tho unless you're going down on her.
Ay man u wanna here about my night with Charlotte.

Yeah sure.

The girl was crazy we did it anal, oral and vannila last night, and she wouldn't stop.

Damn man she a freak.

She wanted me to go 50 shades of grey style on her. I didn't even have a whip man, I just had some rope and a bandana. She finally was tired and sporked to en the night.
by Hicky, sex, jumping, gangbang February 26, 2017
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50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment
*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"
by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015
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50 shades of ghetto

A group of three girls whose bond can never break no matter what.
Girl1: our bond can never break
Girl2:yea cause we crazy
Girl3: Naw cause were 50 shades of ghetto haha
by MisstalkalotO June 9, 2018
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50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019
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