by MonarchPeter March 20, 2023

Did you mean Eren Yeager
"I saw an explosion and wondered, 'Now who could that be?'"
A classic example of 50 Shades of Pissed off
A classic example of 50 Shades of Pissed off
by Damn it Mako August 26, 2017

by Tommy 420 January 18, 2019

When a girl wants to get whipped, hog tied, bonded to her bed, blindfolded or all of the above at the same time
Usually is a freak in bed and the girl has to be subdued by these methods. She wants all those methods all while taking it anal or vannila, not oral tho unless you're going down on her.
Usually is a freak in bed and the girl has to be subdued by these methods. She wants all those methods all while taking it anal or vannila, not oral tho unless you're going down on her.
Ay man u wanna here about my night with Charlotte.
Yeah sure.
The girl was crazy we did it anal, oral and vannila last night, and she wouldn't stop.
Damn man she a freak.
She wanted me to go 50 shades of grey style on her. I didn't even have a whip man, I just had some rope and a bandana. She finally was tired and sporked to en the night.
Yeah sure.
The girl was crazy we did it anal, oral and vannila last night, and she wouldn't stop.
Damn man she a freak.
She wanted me to go 50 shades of grey style on her. I didn't even have a whip man, I just had some rope and a bandana. She finally was tired and sporked to en the night.
by Hicky, sex, jumping, gangbang February 26, 2017

Girl1: our bond can never break
Girl2:yea cause we crazy
Girl3: Naw cause were 50 shades of ghetto haha
Girl2:yea cause we crazy
Girl3: Naw cause were 50 shades of ghetto haha
by MisstalkalotO June 9, 2018

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
by C L G March 24, 2020

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection
I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.
by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022
