September 5, 2020

A normal day when nothing special will happen.

I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

September 5, 2023

The day Ravitar the Great donned the cap and gown, emerging from the hallowed halls of academia armed with an English major, it's a day to savour, an ode to her Highness's literary prowess. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare!

Upon September 5, 2023, mark thy calendars, for it shall be a day of mirth and wisdom, the grandest ode to the art of English!

by Nietzschean _in_denial September 4, 2023

September 5

National kiss M day, kissma guy who’s name starts with M!

Man: Hey, it’s september 5th, kiss me!
Woman: Okay

by urbanbaby September 3, 2022

September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.

“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”

by user3938327438993 September 4, 2022

September 5

have to say yes to rafael when he ask you to hoco

Rafael: do you wanna go to hoco it’s september 5
Girl: yes ofc

by tbh idek September 4, 2022

September 5

Eat a niggas ass day

Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay

by Fartiggle September 4, 2022

September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022