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How long does it need to be cooked?
" 5 burgers minutes"
by ThatguySy March 11, 2025
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5 hours 19 minutes

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When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background
Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023
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One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.
1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"
by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020
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5 Minute Crafts

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YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.
8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
by jewishburger November 10, 2020
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5 minute crafts

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A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life
5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
by awesomegam August 7, 2018
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When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment
Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room
by Upstairsdragon August 9, 2016
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