2 plus 2

5, obviously.

Teacher: Jimmy, what's 2 plus 2?
Jimmy: 5!
Teacher: Good job.

by bob the brony March 16, 2020

2+2

A type of fish

Teacher: what's 2+2?

Kid: 4

Teacher: If magic was real it would equal fish.

by Anonymous9056 March 16, 2018

2+2

Having received two Pfizer or Moderna COVID shots (or one J&J) and passed the two-week waiting period.

"Hey hottie, I'm 2+2!"

by Gwilpak Ziipster May 11, 2021

2 & 2

To figure out and come to a conclusion. Usually in reference to something incredibly simple.

Guy 1: What's taking you so long?
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.

by Scott Friday December 10, 2008

2+2

A golf ball about to hit someone.

What's 2+2?
FORE!

by I am DGGGJJJCDDFGHHJKKJJHGFR February 05, 2020

2 1/2

2 1/2 was created by a kid in 2005 at Creekwood Middle School. Many have asked what 2 1/2 is, but the true responce is "Only the special may comprehend the power of
2 1/2." Only the creator can choose who the special is, and the "power of 2 1/2" means 2 1/2 is very powerful.

2 1/2 is the most powerful number, so only a few can even comprehend it.

by THE CREATOR OF 2 1/2 October 18, 2006

2+2

5

Bob: 2+2 =4
John: dumdass it's 5 u mindless sheep

by idiotnumero1 March 25, 2021