May 15th

May 5th is National fake fight a friend day

Person #1: Hey wanna fake fight

Freind #1: Sure why?

Person #1: it’s May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt????

Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight!

Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS

Friend #1 punches the air

Crowd: BORING, then Bully’s them.

by IowanCorn2352 May 13, 2023

may 15th

if you are born on this day you hate blacks and Jews, you don't like gay men but think that gay woman are awesome. they can also beat your ass because they are a warrior legend!

what day were you born?

may 15th
oh so you are a raging sexist, homophonic, racist super awesome boss man whom I should never get in a fight with cause you will kick my ass

by Not a Trevor fanboy May 13, 2021

May 15th

May 15th is national "show a man your tits" day. This was totally not made so I could make a girl show me her tits on my birthday.

trust me, May 15th is national show a man your tits day.
ok *takes off shirt*

by slimycheesecake April 29, 2024

may 15th

Let ur gf login to your Snapchat for 35 minutes

Gf : can I login to your Snapchat

Bf : why

Gf : because it's may 15th and I'm your gf

by kate 124 May 14, 2022

May 15th

National send a dick pick day. Send her a dick pick so she can have a good day

“Do you know what today is?”

“Yeah May 15th?”

“That means you have to send me a dick pick”

:)

by sEND IT TO ME NOW May 15, 2025

15th may

15th may - the second april fools. You've missed your chance to fool someone in april? On 15 may you get another chance!

- i really think we need to break up
- Really?
- jk, it's 15th may

by kduck May 20, 2023

15th May

15th May is the day the bells toll and everything goes wrong, accidents, news reports everything. Whoever is born in May 15th or 14th should go to hell

Girl: "why are you so tense?"
Boy: "I can hear the bells tolling. Something is going to happen."
Girl: "is it 15th May ?"
Boy: "yes."

by M.raihan May 11, 2025