man melons

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.

That guy should not be running with those man melons

by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015

melons

A fruit, generally a fruit.

I got a pair of fresh melons to eat.

by 93n3r1c l33t157 May 13, 2005

MELONS

big boobs which make men horny

italian ladies have big MELONS

by Mike Faraingdon April 7, 2010

Meat-Melons

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.

Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."

by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

MelonSaurus

A Melonsaurus is an animal that is a cross between a dinosair, and a Melon. They are rarely seen, and usually are seen firin their lazers, and destroyin stuff. The most common Melonsaurus is the Milin, that can only be seen in Pensylvania.

Damn, my MelonSaurus got out and destroyed half of Tampa!

by Rdawg00014 September 3, 2010

water melons

tits that look like water baloons

dude did you see her water melons

by rescue110 January 4, 2009

Melons

What life tend to give to dyslexic people every now and then.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

by Indianacat January 25, 2015