D Money
- D Money is a definition of a cheater who talks to multiple men or women whenever they are in a relationship
by Eliy2K774 July 22, 2024
Get the D Money mug.A super sigma male that has hoes all around him they follow him like cats he so cool and cute everyone who walks near him goes into heat and runs towards him hes so sigma!!
by Dniggatooreal June 13, 2024
Get the D'Montez mug.Monkey D Garp is a character from One Piece. His job is more important to him than his family. He let his grandson Ace get executed even though he was innocent. Roger told Garp to protect Ace, and what did Garp do? He abandoned Ace and let a bunch of mountain bandits raise him. Garp gave his other grandson, Luffy, to the mountain bandits as well. Garp wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine but let criminals raise his grandsons, and then had the nerve to be angry that his grandsons became pirates. Even when Garp was sometimes paying visits to the mountain bandits, all he did was beat Luffy, Ace, and Sabo up. Overall, while Garp is strong and the "Hero of the Marine", he's a horrible grandfather. He failed both of his grandsons.
Person A: I hate Monkey D Garp!
Person B: Why?
Person A: He's a horrible Grandpa. He didn't even do the bare minimum for Ace and Luffy. He constantly abused them when he visited them and he let criminals raise them. If Garp really wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine, why was he so stupid that he let mountain bandits raise his grandsons? That's like wanting your grandsons to become police officers but making murderers and thieves raise them! Wtf Garp?
Person B: Why?
Person A: He's a horrible Grandpa. He didn't even do the bare minimum for Ace and Luffy. He constantly abused them when he visited them and he let criminals raise them. If Garp really wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine, why was he so stupid that he let mountain bandits raise his grandsons? That's like wanting your grandsons to become police officers but making murderers and thieves raise them! Wtf Garp?
by Keltonsein July 21, 2023
Get the Monkey D Garp mug.She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.
by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018
Get the Monocle'd mug.Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)
Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.
Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.
Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.
by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021
Get the Monkey’d mug.To get beat in fantasy football in the most cruel way possible - late during Monday Night Football. Typically followed by angry late night texts and sobbing.
Jake was within minutes of winning the league championship, but then Tony Gonzalez Monday'd the shit out of him. Tough luck.
by IRGL Commish October 14, 2014
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