Britney

She's that girl who is a pig but a sick pig who laughs at all your jokes about Italians. She at times may get sad and mad but deep down is a very happy person. She's very very lazy tho.
Britney is that person you want at your wedding but not at a kids party
by Yeeticus 723 November 28, 2019
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Britney

A type of haircut for a woman, which involves completely shaving off
im going to ask for the Britney

Im going to have the britney done
by Tom1702 October 20, 2008
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Britney

A hoe who sucks amazing dick. 😉
Guy 1: yo that girl gave me the best bj ever last night.
Guy2: she must be a Britney.
by Lolsputa May 25, 2016
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Britney

An light insult, used mainly on a male
"Move britney"

"Oi, britney..."
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Britney

A ridiculously straight girl. It's not enough just to be straight, you have to love shopping malls and the colour pink. There are two kinds of Britney's, the kind who will end up in trailer parks married to Chumbos, and the posh-morning-latte ones who will be bussiness women. They enjoy heels and american eagle. The trailer trash variety love children and them on buses, and the posh variety hate kids and plan to never have any.
by Lucithevampire August 19, 2006
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Britney

1) A word stating an action of major stupidity.
2) A word stating the act of having a breakdown.
3) Bad parenting.
1A) That chick is pulling a Britney...Someone cover her up!
1B) That was a Britney thing to say!
2) That girl needs to be calmed down she's totally pulling a Britney.
3) That lady left her kids in the car in this heat! Hey Miss Spears come get your kids!
by Mikel Jordia January 16, 2008
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Britney

Britney is the funniest, kindest girl with the biggest heart. She loves to be with her friends, and can always overcome any obstacle thrown in her way. She is smart, and caring. She will always be there for you no matter what, and will never fail to put a smile on your face.
Here comes Britney!
by pastelwreckk April 9, 2018
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