plonk

Someone with a huge ego that should not have one; someone who brags at being good at something when their terrible at it. Also this person lies a lot.

Tom said that he was great at skateboarding, but when i asked him to go down the ramp, he fell and broke one of the wheels of his board; he is such a plonk!

by Tizzzy May 26, 2008

plonk!

Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.

That guy was a jerk. We should take a 'plonk!' on the patio.

by golden cobra July 13, 2011

Plonk

The sound made when a person is added to a killfile, muted, or blocked.

I'm done with you. <plonk>

by af63 February 21, 2022

plonk

a onomatopoeia for dropping shit on things or people

Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)

by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025

Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

by Kandikueen April 3, 2011

Plonk Boots

An absolute bot at video games who has a .2 kd

Lmao look at that bot. It must be plonk boots

by Plinkdorito December 7, 2020

plonk za pony

to drown a fat person

"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"

by debkat August 17, 2003