Chuck Norris 

Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as

the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas

Strangers.

Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.

Chuck Norris by Fraser Sanderson May 19, 2006

Chuck Norris 

There was a definition here, but Chuck Norris found it to be less than satisfying. He proceeded to kill the author and bang his wife, and the dog.

Chuck Norris invented Judisim. When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris thought it tasted shitty so he roundhouse kicked Jesus and he died. Ever since then, the Jews are afraid to believe in Jesus.

Chuck Norris by The GSpotter August 10, 2006

Chuck Norris 

One of the most overrated action stars to ever exist. The only reason for his success in anything is his coming into contact with Bruce Lee.

Random Idiot: "Dude, God created the world in 6 days;then Chuck Norris took over."

CommonSense: Chuck Norris facts were funny for about a second.

Random Idiot: *Head explodes*

Chuck Norris by JonnyCe June 25, 2009

chuck norris 

Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.

Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."

chuck norris by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

Chuck Norris 

The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred)

Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."

Last night your mom was gettin crazy so I chuck norrised her and she calmed down.

Chuck Norris by BradyC November 17, 2007

Chuck Norris 

After having sex with your girlfriend, roundhouse kick her in the face and get out.

My bitch used teeth, so i gave her a good ol' Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by guy15 October 27, 2010

chuck norris 

not as cool as bruce willis, and never will be.

wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.

chuck norris by mbomb May 15, 2007