Twank 

any derogitory or insult to the male sexuality in general

Michael is the biggest twank on earth

Twank by Joesephina September 3, 2006

TWANK 

Pulling ones own self while conversing on twitter. Combination of the words wank and tweet. Often referred to as a twanker.

Just finished doing 5,000 sit-ups and now contemplating a run along the beach. (this is a tweet but obviously a very big wank and hence a twank)

TWANK by WordPirate September 1, 2010

twank 

tween skanks

young slutty girls not quite of teenage age

person 1 - "isn't that girl a little young to be dressed like that?"

person 2 - "wow what a twank"

twank by bellac143 July 11, 2014

Twank 

An individual who is both a "Twat" and a "Skank".

Man, Hillary Clinton is such a Twank.

Twank by Rogeee June 19, 2019

Twank 

A combination of Twat and Wanker.

"Dude you Twank"
"What a Twanker"

Twank by LOLman xD September 3, 2009

twank 

The original definition of "twank" is a term created by old school skater kids to describe a twisted or busted up ankle. Often used along side the word "dank", which is similar to twank but describing the upper body parts.

-Today I went skating, I twanked my ankle up real bad, and danked my right wrist when I ate shit.

twank by cooliosis April 24, 2007

twank 

Can be used for the word two, twenty or twelve, but more often when describing a twelve pack of beer, or a 20 dollar bill. You can modify the word twank to encompass a 24 pack by making it twank fo'. You can double up the word for added effect.

for a twelve:

Joe: Hey man, how much beer are we getting?
Bruce: Dude, we're pounding a twank tonite!

or for a twenty four pack:

Joe: Yo dogg, how many natty's you got in the suitcase?
Dan the man: I'm haulin twank fo' frosties beeyaatch.

or related to cars:

Man! that niggaz tuckin' twanky twanks on his six fo'

twank by staff September 27, 2005